My current taste of music is terribly odd XD

Actually, my iPod contains death metal as well as pop....it's really funny to get blown away by Gallhammer at the one moment and then to enjoy "Happy Summer Wedding" by Moring Musume^^

Searching their music, btw, is absolute horror - I have 2 links, one for all albums and one for all singles....but: they're zipped to one big data each, and my connection sucks, so it's absolutely impossible to download two 500 MB files at 18kb/s....
I feel like crying T_T

By chance, I saw a funny movie on Tele5 named "A dirty shame" with Johnyy Knoxville and Selma Blair^^
It was one of the simultaniously dumbest and best movies I ever enjoyed XD

Have a look for further informations^^ http://german.imdb.com/title/tt0365125/

It contained my newest favourite movie quote:


"Stop doing this and get back home to my penis where you belong!!!"


I had really stomach aches from laughing so hard XDDD

You have to watch this movie, it's the crappiest thing ever^^ 


Here some more quotes^^(I took them from the page linked above)

Ray Ray Perkins: Ma'am, my name is Ray-Ray and I'm here to... service you.

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Caprice Stickles: I'm a sex addict, I'm an exhibitionist, and I'm your daughter.
Sylvia Stickles: Oh, Ursula, ever since my concussion, I've learned so much about eros. I'm a sex addict, too. I'm a cunnilingus bottom, and I'm your mother.

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[from trailer]
Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!
Sexed-Up Black Neighbor: Come on up here and give me some of that strange.
Sylvia Stickles: I'm coming as fast as I can!

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[repeated line]
Ray-Ray: Let's go sexing!

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Big Ethel: Perverts are taking over this neighborhood.

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Fat Fuck Frank: But, Ursula! They're hotter than a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire, you know that!

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Fat Fuck Frank: Let them puppies loose!

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Sylvia Stickles: Something is the matter with your vagina!

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Big Ethel: You going to the movies, Dave?
Dingy Dave: Huh?
Big Ethel: [watching him scratch his ass] Hell, you're pickin' your seat, aren't you?

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Ronnie the Rimmer: Hello. I'm Ronnie the Rimmer, and I'm a sex addict.
Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis.

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Marge the Neuter: It's not safe out! People are shaving their crotches as we speak. There is pubic hair in the air! Everywhere!

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Big Ethel: My daughter's a good girl, she hates sex!

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Paige: Admit to God - you are a whore.
Sylvia Stickles: I'm a whore.
Paige: Make a list of all the people you've fucked and apologize to their parents.

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Big Ethel: [pleading with Sylvia to give up her fixation on oral sex] You'll get a yeast infection!

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Mama Bear: Hi! I'm Mama Bear. Have you met my hus bear?
Papa Bear: I'm Papa Bear, and this is our cub, Baby Bear!
Baby Bear: Grrrr!
Vaughn Stickles: Hi, I'm Vaughn. Welcome to the Harford Road area.
Mama Bear: When we take over, it's gonna be a...
Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear: BEAR-QUAKE! GRRRRRR!

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[Fat Fuck Frank jumps out in front of Sylvia as the Yuppie neighbors work on their formstorm]
Fat Fuck Frank: Mrs. Stickles, my name Fat Fuck Frank and I'm your daughter's number one fan.
Sylvia Stickles: She moved to the Erie Canal area.
[the Neuter Yuppie Woman giggles]
Neuter Yuppie Man: Hey, Vaughn.
Vaughn Stickles: [to the Neuter Yuppie Man] Hey!
[to Fat Fuck Frank]
Vaughn Stickles: Caprice retired from show business. She's no longer a public figure.
Fat Fuck Frank: Her name ain't Caprice. It's "Ursula Udders" and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road!
[the Neuter Yuppie Neighbors stifle their laughs]
Fat Fuck Frank: [shouting] Ursula! Ursula Udders!
Neuter Yuppie Man: Texture, that's what I call it.
Fat Fuck Frank: It's me, Fat Fuck Frank, and I miss them great big...!
[Vaughn puts his hand over Fat Fuck Frank's mouth and silences the rest of his shout while Caprice bangs on her windows]
Caprice Stickles: Destroy all Neuters!
Neuter Yuppie Woman: We sure didn't have this in D.C.
Neuter Yuppie Man: God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity.

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Paige: So many vaginas, so little time.

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Marge the Neuter: Today, somebody called me a Neuter. And you know what? I didn't mind. If neuter means "normal," I'll say it loud - I am Marge the Neuter and I'm proud!

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Caprice Stickles: [explaining why she is going to have her breasts reduced] My back hurts. I'm getting sores. I wanna do housework without pain. I'd like to sleep on my stomach once in a while...

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Vaughn Stickles: This isn't California.
Big Ethel: It's Harford Road!

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Dora: Your cunt is like a charity. You must give, give, and give...

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Dora: Ever take a rufie?
Sylvia Stickles: No!
Dora: Me neither. I'm afraid I'll stay home and date rape myself all night long.

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Neuter Grandmother on Bus: I seen you, Sylvia Stickles, showing your pubic patch to the bus driver. You should move downtown where you belong, you whore!

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Fat Fuck Frank: Her name ain't Caprice! It's Ursula! Ursula Udders, and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road!

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Big Ethel: Being a *whore* is a disease?

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Anti 'Bear' Neuter: Look, I'm not a prude. I'm married to an Italian.

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Big Ethel: Only you can prevent fornication.

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Betty Doggett: Don't you find it funny that every man in this neighborhood has a penis?
[giggles]

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[Loose Linda busts into a family's house]
Loose Linda: OK! Who wants to fuck me?
[the Horny Kid raises his hand]
Horny Kid: I do!
[the kid's family and Loose Linda fight over him]

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Ray-Ray: One day we're going to discover a brand new sex act, one that's never been performed before. And we hope you'll be with us on that day of carnal rapture.

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Betty Doggett: There is no higher power than sex!

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Ray-Ray: A concussion is a terrible thing to waste.

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Sylvia Stickles: You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time!
Caprice Stickles: I was promoting the art of dance!
Sylvia Stickles: With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving?
Caprice Stickles: I was not drunk! I was on pills!

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[at the Bear house]
Cow Patty: Hi, I'm Cow Patty.
Vaughn Stickles: Hi, I'm Vaughn. I live up the street and I'm looking for my wife Sylvia.
Cow Patty: I'm the only Goldilocks allowed in this Bear cave. I'm a Bear Hag and we call this...
Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear: Bear soup!
[Big Ethel looks in at the Bears as Cow Patty notices her]
Cow Patty: Wow, a tranny bear. Come on in!
Big Ethel: [as she runs off] Police!

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Mama Bear: Hey, polar bear, you know what an otter is?
Big Ethel: No.
Papa Bear: It's a bear cub who isn't fat or hairy yet, but will be!
Baby Bear: Find me a significant otter!

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Sylvia Stickles: Mother, I don't feel well.
Big Ethel: Well, no wonder, they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life, you know... Sperm!

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Big Ethel: Did you see those new neighbors moving in? Hmm? Grown men with hairly legs prancing around half naked? "We're bears." What the hell is that supposed to mean?

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Neuter Old Maid: [to Big Ethel] I heard your daughter Sylvia picked up a bottle with her cooter in the old folks' home!

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Sylvia Stickles: Somebody, somewhere, finish me off!

Today was quite strange.
We went to my grandfather's funeral to the northsea.
Had to start at 8.30 am, and at the beginning it was more like a family trip.

While driving, we mostly slept or read or fooled around. And my mother took her first digital photograph....quote:

"Hey, stop stumbeling around, stay still....oh, that was me, I shook the cam..." XDD

The funeral itself was ... intensive. I kept wondering why I didn't cry when he died. It was somehow...surreal, I guess.
Now that was so ... eventually. Realized now he'll be gone forever. Hm...strange. Dunno...
Seeing the jar with his ashes within and the sign with his dates of birth and death was just to much. I intentionally seated myself with the back against it in order to not have to see it all the time. By the way, the ship's seats and curtains were ugly >_<
Throwing the flowers into the water after the jar had been placed in the sea was a nice goodbye, I think. It was something very beautiful, and I can visit him now as often as I go for the northsea...that's a positive thing.

Riding the boat remembered me of a trip with my grandfather when we drove down the Rhine with a ship, making me at the same time happy and sad. I wish I had had some more time with him, but...I can't change it anymore. :(
And I have to note I was really pissed on my brother: My grandfather bought me a black "Hard Rock Cologne"-shirt during that trip. It means very much to me and I wanted to wear it during the funeral (obviously also because I have no suit T_T ), but he wore it the day before and today, so I couldn't wear it, although he knew I wanted to.

Funnily, the wind was very strong. My aunt got really seasick, she was totally white XD and the captain had problems to stand^^

Actually, I'm not willing in writing much more about this.

On the homeway, nothing noteable happend.

I am pretty much like a super hero^^

I have the ability to:

+ make clean air smell
+ say nothing while talking
+ be fuckin' scary XD
+ blog odd things
+ have stupendeous conversations
+ eat peanuts and not turn into Super-Goof

...and my abilities are still growing^^

I should get my own super vehicle...the Pat Mobile XDDD

Well, this week was very exciting^^

So many things happened, nice ones and bad ones.
Actually it wasn't that much, but it made me feel the week to be very long^^

First of all, I saw Ayabie live, was a really great concert. They actually were the first japanese band I saw performing live ever, so it was quite nice to enjoy them again^^
Sadly, this stupid ...girl just before me bought the last ayabie-sweatwrist, so I only could buy the DVD...
And, having watched the CUBE [L/R]ock-PV (or whatever it was called, I forgot it XD), I decided to buy Rikkaboshi as well.

By the way, I tried to find some deadman-CDs/DVDs, but that's pretty hart, they're almost sold out T_T

So, what next? Nadja, one of our dogs, died this week, due to her age. My sister told me via MySpace, while I was working. Nice way to tell...
Let's stay with death: my grandfather's funeral will be next week - I'm not happy about this at all.
I've never been to a funeral...really scared how I will react...time will tell.

Back to funny things: my father had a accidentwith his bike, caused by my brother^^
now he keeps refusing to talk to him and telling everyone, what a bad person my brother is...
I mean....hey, my brother's 17 years old, so just leave him alone...(my father's a bastard - I absolutely believe in that)

The one thing all wise men are thinking about....the "meaning of life".

Actually, live is mean enough as it is presently...why should we increase this struggel by meaning life?

Moreover, the answer is "42" anyway.

Mal ehrlich: ohne einen Ima ist doch alles nur halb so schön^^

Man kann ihn Ima gebrauchen, Ima wieder verwenden, sich in L-Ima imatrikullieren...

Sogar bei Star Trek überbrückt man mit dem bIMA große Distanzen.



Und wem das noch nicht reicht, der kann zusätzlich auch noch ins Kimo gehen XDDD

i decided not to go to the concert yesterday, but I will go to the concert of Shinji in Dortmund.
That's better than going alone^^

And, i decided to buy a camera.
I know what I do before sleeping, and what I do when I wake up.
But...what I do while sleeping i don't know....
perhaps I am part of a criminal oraganisation whose goal is the world domination, and I didn't even notice...
That would be fun - being a super villain^^I surely had my own super car....I shall call it "Pat Mobil"...

Hum.....I'm pretty helpless....

Today a Melt-Banana-Concert will take place in cologne, and the ticket is really cheap, 15 €...
Damn, I just don't know wheter I should go or not...
I mean, it's a great band, if you like noisecore....

I think I'll ask my sister to some with me^^otherwise I shall go alone after work^^

I'm very happy^^ I got a Benjamin-Blümchen-Törööö!-Cake - Benjamin Blümchen is a big cartoon elephant living in a zoo, red dresses who has the ability to talk. This qualifies him to be a policeman, a fireman, a doctor and even brought him in outer space.


 
Here it is: my cake.
I shall call him Björn. Please note the tiny little box placed in the centre...there's a gift in it^^



Where Björn was delivered in. When i unpacked him, it was like birth. So I am... Björn's mother. I really love him.
This Box is something like a uterus then.



Now here you can see Björn without the presetnbox, revealing his full beauty. I'm getting a mother's feeling towards him.
Who wouldn't be proud to have such a beautifull child?



Here you can see his face better. Isn't he nice?



This is what was within the gift box. A big, green-dressed elephant with a red cap on it. Genius!
Normally babies plop out of their mother, just crying and being dirty. Not mine. My boy came out, perfect and sweet, and even donated me a little present. Well...he's like....Jesus XD



This is a photo of me and Brian. We're posing in the typical "Cool-Posers"-pose.
I was to lazy to shave that morning, so please ignore the facial hair XD
Moreover, I didn't make my hair, so I had to wear a cap - which, by the way, I love^^
Hum....I quite like the shot. Every man should have a cake.

It has so many advantages...
it's sweet
you can put it in the refrigerator

That's it, already. Not so much as I expected, but important ones. Or do you put your girl-/boyfriend in the refrigerator to enlong his live? Right! Cake 1, friend 0 !!



One more shot of this adorable couple. You can really see the love and warmth in my eyes, can't you?
Björn definitely changed my live. I'm a better person now. I can not longer think only of myself as I now have to manage a small family.
I think I'll send him to university. In order to do so, I'll teach him now.



One more Close Shot of Björn. Isn't he cute? Can you see his sweet smile?

So, that's it with the photos of my beloved birthday cake. Time will tell what happens next^^





P.S.:
By the way, me and my family ate him yesterday evening. He was quite tasty and delicious. I ate half of him. This was the last thing I could do for him, we'll always be together now.